And then there was Polygon, who gave it a 7.5 for being oversexualized. Twitter has already exploded.
But for those who want to know…let me recount to you my experience from last night (spoilers will be clearly marked, don’t worry).
One of them is an overpowered monster of a laptop that runs Minecraft at 120+ FPS and Skyrim at 60+.
Another is an ancient laptop that has far too much cruft on it, broken SD card and optical readers, a missing "a" key on its keyboard, and desperately needs to get a new Linux install because the damn thing is SLOW (dude, it has an ATI graphics card - remember when they existed?).
But even for all of the power my laptop has, there are limitations. These limitations are being a major block from producing.
I am a computer programmer who resides in the slightly-less-Frozen-North.
I love coding, electronic music, video games, Pendulum, anime, eating, a good night's sleep, Starbucks Frappuccinos, Vocaloid, and cats.
Huge fan of Caligula's Horse, Knife Party, Madeon, Pendulum, Porter Robinson, Spor. Listens primarily to video game music, OverClocked Remix tracks, electro house, and drum & bass.
Important Programming Stuff
Languages that I work in for homework all the time: C/C++
Languages I'm well-acquainted with: C/C++, Java
Languages I'm somewhat-acquainted with: Perl, Python 2
Languages I'm learning for fun: Python 3
I am very well-acquainted with Linux - my favorite distro is Arch Linux, with Lubuntu being in second. I know how to install and run Linux-based server software and how to code on them remotely.
If you would like my resume, LinkedIn, and/or portfolio, please contact me at SystemsOnlineAndReady AT gmail.com.